In God I trust, rest all must pay in cash.

Beauty, honesty, integrity, veraciousness,trustworthy It's all bullshit!
You make shitload of bucks!
Everybody loves ya!
You are smart, tall, hot, funny, sexy, intelligent and every fuckin' possible thing. That's all what counts, liquid! heck of that.

You don't make no money! nobody cares! you die, you live. Noone gives a fuck!

Money can buy everything

Money does buy everything

Money buys you gold, big house, Audi Q7, Louis Philip, wedding in a glass room 100 m deep inside Atlantic.

Not just that

Money buys you people
Money buys you loyalty, faith and other grey shit
Money buys you love
Money buys you sleep
Money buys you life
Money buys you ME

I am on SALE

you fuckin' all are on a giant fuckin' SALE, hiding your price tag! waiting for someone to quote your bid, waiting for someone to raise it.

There are no shitocratic man made classifications

There is nothing like good or bad.
There is nothing like beautiful or ugly
There is nothing like honesty or dishonesty
There is nothing like trust or antitrust
There is nothing like love or hate

There is only one classification ME and all of you. I am what I am and you are not me.

fuck ya

My convenience is my principle
My mood is my stand
My delusions are my verities

Don't be the good cop n' bitch about the bad cops.

Be a fuckin' a bad cop

This ain’t my frustration, that’s the notion I breathe in n’ out with. I never had no bad or sad incident in my life, whatever I’ve come across in past 21 years of my life was a new and nice experience to me.

Why should he care?

I trust crooked politicians
I don’t trust ya
I trust scriptures I trust rocks
I don’t trust animation
I don’t trust senses
I trust imagination
I don’t want truth I want delusions

Trust me I don’t trust ya

You there!
cheating on your mate
for 5 mins of sex
LK Advani in Delhi
Living with your hate
cheating on all of us
You there!
digging 5 mins of pleasure
He’s there!
after 5 years of power
You there
stabbing your own husband
He’s there
Screwing!
again your husband!

You don’t care, he don’t care
Nobody cares

my trust!
Why do ya want it ?
or just want to break
true! ain’t it?

Trust me I don’t trust ya

fuck ya! fuck this country and every fuckin' one in it!

I fucking hate this frigging democracy, these 1 billion maa k lowde gaandu dumb people get to decide my fuckin future ..i can’t shape my country future in a better form…I can’t do anything for my country..just because these fucked up corrupt sons of a bitch have crossed the figure of 1 fuckin billion… these motherfuckers with a fuckin’ tongue…they tied my hands up and playing this blame game with there fuckin’ chodu tongue..these maa k lowed call politicians ..cops.. bureaucrats corrupt just because they are less in numbers and these 1 billion motherfuckers are way to more in number than any other "corrupt community"..these maa k lowde..piece of amphibian shit are not even human fuckin’ being..maa k lowde going crazy after MS Dhoni and ShahRukh fuckin’ Khaan….maa k lowde holding candles in their fuckin’ dirty hands on the name of fuckin’ moral responsibilities…n fuckin' patriotism

Is that it??

The most important thing about democracy fuckin’ “elections” don’t mean a shit to them, for them democracy bole to …demonstration..hunger strike..chakka zaam…mumbai band…india gate par dharna..gateway par mombatti.. ..

Candle in a hand …n a fuckin poster in other,,, n cussing the system..

That’s all..

Maa k lowdo..

Vote!

Think when you VOTE…

Election ain’t fun!

Cast your vote..

Don’t vote your cast

..these motherfuckers have got that right to vote..just fuckin’ because..they have 2 hands and 2 legs…

is that it ??..

…these Behan k lowde get to vote just because they don’t have fuckin 4 legs like a fuckin dog…

That’s why they get to vote..

Isn’t it..

Maa k lowde..they don’t know wtf they are doin..they don’t have a fuckin’ stand..these maa k lowde think neta log fuck them..these maa k lowde would call me a fuckin’ extremist just because

I’ve a stand n’ they don’t..nobody neta or policewala or pakifuckinstan is fuckin’ these people..I am telling ya.. these 1 billion behan k lowde…they all got big cock and it reach their ass up..

They fuck themselves.. and blame others..

3rd World

There is a life beyond Honda City Zxi
There is a life beyond 16*C
There is a life beyond Vodafone
There is a life beyond underground Metro

There is a life beyond Dalal street
There is a life beyond broadband and Orkut.com

There is a life beyond Levis
There is a life beyond McD

Life beyond Citibank and magnetic strip cards

Life beyond college canteen,
beyond hot gals and cute guys,
beyond 36 24 36, beyond 6 packs

There is a life beyond Deepiak Padukone
There is a life beyond Nes Wadia
There is a life beyond MTV rodies
There is a life beyond Garnier
There is a life beyond Shopper's stop
There is a life beyond Barkha Dutt

It’s not money
It’s something else

There is a country outside Mumbai

incomplete

you are to me
all that a woman could be
mother friend mate
that's what i see

you are just for me
ain't for nobody to see

rubious labras smile
it's mine
ebon spangling eyes
makes me alive

my eyes wem your beauty

.....
??

incomplete

God's mistake

fuckin' mankind should go to hellhole,
evil, proud, rapacious fucked up fake race,
let me live to hear its funeral knoll.

hear the tolling of that bell
Would bring an end to this dour phase.
fuckin' mankind burnin' in hell.

I'd be thee one to tell
Of mankind's final fall from grace.
I'd live to hear its funeral knell.

the only way to make everything perfect
god made a mistake we got to correct
ain't no profanity
only way to save the humanity
human should die
humanity would survive

Votes n' Stats

With the stage set for the assembly polls in the politically crucial state of Madhya Pradesh Offstumped takes a look at the battleground from the previous election. A big unknown this time - the effects of delimitation.

Some key observations from 2003

- Madhya Pradesh has had a high voter turnout in 2003 with as many as 72% of men voting.

- Also 2003 was a washout for the Congress winning only 38 seats but the Congress was not really decimated having forfeited deposit only in 19 seats.

- Was the BSP a spoiler back in 2003 - with a vote share of 10% in the seats it contested the BSP was clearly weaning away votes from the Congress. To what extent this trend will continue in 2008 remains to be seen.

A cursory examination of the margin of victory in 2003 is insightful

Seats with less than 3% vote margin - 25

Seats with 3% to 8% margin - 60

Seats with 8% or higher margin - 145

While was a decisive vote in favor of the BJP, it is also clear that the BSP cost the Congress dearly in those 85 seats.

Of the 38 seats the Congress won last time, except for Mungaoli, Surkhi, Attair, Bijeypur, Badnawar, Alot, Hatpipalya, Amla, Bhojpur, Masod, the BJP has not won the remaining 28 seats in the last 2 to 3 elections.

That kind of illustrates the degree to which the Congress is vulnerable in Madhya Pradesh.

More analysis from Offstumped in the days to come.